NoT.O.

or yes TO
I'm how you say, Here?
I showed up last night and celled msvf to go out drinking and saw some of my fave TO kids + a two fave NL kids on their way through.
I drank with the Cowan St Crew and "cured" my flu with the astringent properties of White Wine (the flu of course I had convinced myself was AIDS and I was dying - oh I love being a homo.)
I went with the crew as we split up on Queen St. W:
some going to see an All-Girl Ramones Cover Band
and me and three others going to see The Russian Futurists.
Holy Eff were they ever good.
!!!
and for 8 bucks?!?! yes b'ye.
then I hopped the rail for the subway to get it to robert's place in the gaybourhood but the last one has just cum, and the very nice homosexual attendant who didn't see me hop gave me a transfer and wrote down directions on what cars to take to get to the gaybourhood from where I was. was very nice of him.
I think I drunkenly went across the street to get a shitty piece of pizza
Ended up wandering around his neighbourhood for a half an hour looking for a pay phone when I realized that I had to be have a key to get into what I thought was his building. When I called from thre blocks away and spoiled the surprised, at least it gave dude in his bed time to fall asleep.
We drove kid home to Oakville and when I wasn't looking, robert drove me to NIAGARA FALLS for breakfast.
It was STUNNING and the Kitsch factor like the street with like THREE haunted houses and the frankenstein statue over the attached burgerking with a giant burger in his hand. SPOOKY~!
and
THEN
we saw this run-away Child's Stroller! that was flying toward an intersection that a car was driving into and this random man just ran in and SAVED the little girl
holy shit though. and then there was a groupof people around who all seemed to have some relationship with the kid but no-one noticed, or gave a shit. it was fucking WEIRD.
then we came back to TO.
I'm trying to intro robert to everyone this week
and I wanna email kids on TV and tell them that I'm the kinda drag queen that they need to tour with, after reading their interview in FAB magazine. but maybe admitting to having read FAB is enough to discount me from the beginning.
I can always use the excuse that I was working.
*phew*